'Stop joking it isn't cute': Clueless Mom tries to ground a wrong number, insists he's actually her child

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Remy Millisky • Writer and Editor
Dec 23, 2022 11:00 AM EST

One Mom tried to contact her kid, but ended up texting with a complete stranger for hours! This man shared his hilarious tale of a wrong number who just wouldn't accept that they'd gotten it wrong. He gets a message asking him to go to the store to get groceries. After explaining to the woman on the other end of the text that he's not who she thinks, she just ignores it. She keeps asking over and over again, as well as threatening her "child" with punishments. This poor guy tries everything to convince this mom she's got the wrong number, and it's very funny waiting for the coin to drop. 

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    Purple - Stop playing and can u go back to the store? 11:14 AM 11:13 AM Ok... but... seriously... you have the wrong number... I'm not going to the store for you. Jess I need you to grab that or I am not taking you
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    The conversation starts with a simple request from a random stranger: go buy some milk and lunchmeat.

    Light - RO FORM OO 11:12 AM Hunny please grab milk and lunch meet on your way home. 11:14 AM * SMS/MMS Stop playing and can u go back to the store? Enter message Jess I need you to grab that or I am not taking you and Brad to the movies tonight. Milk, turkey and ham. I'm pretty sure you have the wrong number. I'm already at home 28%8:53 PM CALL MORE 11:11 AM Ok... but... seriously... you have the wrong number... I'm not going to the store for you. 11:13 AM 11:20 AM 11:17 AM SEND
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    Mom is just simply not understanding, though, so the wrong number person just plays along.

    Black - DA FORM OO Milk, turkey and ham. 11:27 AM * 11:32 AM 11:20 AM Since when did u start hating ham? I dont care it is up to u. I thought u wanted to go to the boss baby? Enter message Is Brads parents bringing u home after or do i need to pick u up? 28%8:53 PM Well. Although milk and turkey sound delicious ham is gross... what movie are we going to see? CALL 11:33 AM 11:31 AM MORE 11:32 AM Well.... I've heard some people say it's ok... I've always hated ham. Sometimes I think you don't even
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    Purple - DA FORM OO Ok? 11:40 AM U are a strange child. 11:43 AM 11:44 AM 11:41 AM 11:43 AM Enter message * Would you mind stopping at the store for me on your way to pick us up tonight? 11:41 AM 28%8:54 PM CALL MORE If you even knew.... Also... I've always dreamt of the day the I would get a wrong number text just so I could mess with the other person Today was that day... Did u go to the store yet? And I have so many good ideas but they are all adult oriented 11:44 AM SEND
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    Product - DR FREE 00 11:44 AM 11:44 AM Did u go to the store yet? * 11:45 AM Your father will be home for lunch in 30 mins. Enter message And I have so many good ideas but they are all adult oriented 29%8:54 PM CALL MORE So first I tested waters and slowly figured out that you think you are texting your child Stop joking it isnt cute 11:44 AM 11:45 AM I am a 35 year old man from Wisconsin. I swear. I could have messed with you so bad but since I is a child involved I just can't bring myself to d
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    He sent a photo! Surely Mom will realize she's wrong now, right?

    Smile - DR FREE OO MMS 11:47 AM *4 Jess please grab that stuff for your father. I am not joking and i will cancel the movie tonight. Enter message 11:49 AM This is me and my wife... Your husband is gonna be so mad about not having any lunch meat 29%8:55 PM Who is that? Brads family? I am calling his parents if u keep this up. CALL MORE 11:48 AM Pick a number 1-10 11:49 AM Omg. No. SEND
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    Product - OR FREE OO 11:50 AM I just got off the phone with his mother. No movie. Also you are doing your sisters chores tonighy. 11:52 AM 29%8:55 PM Call me if you don't believe me. I'll even let you talk to my wife and 5 year old son. My other son is only 8 months. So he only knows how to say dada. MMS And you aren't his dada 11:51 AM Enter message CALL MORE You have the wrong number 11:51 AM Look. I am super crazy serious... you have the wrong nunber And have mercy on jess... she literally ha
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    Purple - DA FORM OO 11:53 AM 11:56 AM I am done with ur games. I will see u in a few hours. 12:01 PM Enter message 30% 8:56 PM Call me if you don't believe me 11:55 AM Ur CC was canceled. Enough is enough. CALL is none Honestly this s of my business but I have the day off from work today so I have a pretty open schedule and a full cell phone battery MORE 11:55 AM No you won't. Also... can I stay at brads house tonight... 12:00 PM I wouldn't cancel my credit card.... how am I supposed to afford t
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    Product - DA FORM 00 angry. He said u were not home so u better be at the store. 12:10 PM Where are you??? 12:52 PM Enter message 30% 8:56 PM 12:49 PM CALL 12:08 PM Shouldn't I be at school? MORE Well... I went to the store like you said and got turkey and milk. I didn't get ham because as I said earlier I don't like ham J] SEND
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    She's painfully clueless!

    Organism - OR FREE 00 12:52 PM 12:53 PM * 1:04 PM Are you on drugs again. Your a is out of our home if so. U are not bringin that stuff around ut sister. 30% 8:57 PM My wife is actually on the way to store now because we need bread. Is there anything you would like her to pick up for you CALL I'm your f mother and this isn't funny. You were 11 in 2011 Jess??? We are having A LONG talk tonight. Enter message 12:58 PM Lol. No. I've been clean since 2011. MORE But that's really none of your busines
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    Organism - OR FORM OO we are naving A LUNG talk tonight. 1:09 PM MMS 1:13 PM ried and the food obviously never got there. F you. Enter message 31%8:57 PM U are a jerk and a I left work and went home to find my daughter sleeping. I now see I had the wrong number. My husband was wor CALL MORE No. I've been CLEAN since 2011. I started doing drugs and drinking hard in 2000 and 2001 1:07 PM And FYI... just so you know... I stopped believing this was real a while ago... I'm sure this is someone I know
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    When she finally does realize her mistake, she tries to blame this guy, who has tried 4567823 ways to tell her she's got it wrong.

    Font - OR FORM OO 1:17 PM * You did not sound sincere and u could have called but u are too imature. 1:20 PM How someone married you is beyond me. Enter message ? I How am I the a told you plenty of times you had the wrong number and and sent you pictures of me and my wife 31%8:58 PM CALL MORE Excuse me? I do but miss keyed it in you loser! 1:18 PM 1:19 PM I told you to call me if you didn't believe me I told you plenty of times. What kind of parent doesn't know their own kids number. Not my fau
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    Organism - OR FREE OO 1:26 PM So do it? Awesome, just last week my mother died and now this. Post it after u watch ur p u sick pos People like u will never change. 1:37 PM 1:41 PM Omg. You are making my day.... I'm definitely posting this online Enter message 31%8:58 PM Do u treat ur mother this way? CALL MORE 1:30 PM 1:31 PM I like myself. Why should I change But keep going. This is Internet gold 1:39 PM My mom knows my phone number... Sooo.... can Brad and I still go to the movies SEND
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    Organism - DA FORM OO So do it? Awesome, just last week my mother died and now this. Post it after u watch ur p u sick pos People like u will never change. Eat S 1:37 PM Do u treat ur mother this way? 1:41 PM 3:08 PM 3:10 PM Enter message 31%8:58 PM CALL MORE 1:30 PM 1:31 PM I like myself. Why should I change But keep going. This is Internet gold 1:39 PM My mom knows my phone number... Sooo.... can Brad and I still go to the movies tonight? SEND
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    Commenters sided with the "wrong number" guy, naturally.

    Sky - BBgammarat iPhone I love the way she blames you. Imagine having that for a mother.
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    Sky - R reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits, "My mom knows my phone number..." thats a nuclear
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    I wonder if he kept in touch with this crazy Mom!

    Font - C corningbeef Well ... did you and Brad go to the movies or not? ↑ 6,732 ↓ | - Collapse replies V velakskin OP No... I'm gonna text back in a couple of days though and ask how the movie was
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    Sky - KingOfTheAnarchists, What an awful sounding lady
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    Sky - T TexasRaised Give Emerald "People like you won't change" good we don't want them to change
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    Sky - T thetruegabyjamie Unreasonably stubborn woman. Didn't sound sincere? What on EARTH was she expecting to see? Frustrating!
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    Sky - MezaOfThe Universe I absolutely love how you tell the truth and are still labeled an a Thank you for this.
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    Sky - M mrsVelakskin If I'd had known you'd be posting this all over the Internet, I would not have allowed that picture of us...
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    Font - MeniBothanzWasMyGrandFather My mother had an argument similar to this *on the phone* She claimed the other person should not have picked up. Self centered, much? M
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    Font - E ENSCrunch Holy crap that was amazing and almost unbelievable. Congrats on keeping your cool ↑ 70 ↓ | + 1 reply HipsterFett Honestly sounds like she doesn't know her own kid. ↑ 69 ↓ | + 3 replies
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    Sky - S SarcasticHiker I feel bad for the dad in all this, he is an innocent victim, an innocent sandwhichless victim.
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    Sky - Y ydwyrd I feel really, really sorry for Jess. Poor girl must have it rough having a mom that insane.
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    Mouth - A ancalime YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!
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